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Limericks

By CHRISTINE MULVIHILL

There once was a girl named sue
She spent her time in the zoo
She got hit on the nose
With the elephant’s hose
And woke up in Tim-Buck-Two

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There once was a girl named Suzie Lamar
She went to a movie that was rated R
When she got caught
Pa gave he a swat
And now she’s living in grandpa’s car

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